Lindsay Lohan is a dictator

I don’t know who’s that girl carrying Lindsay Lohan on her back but if I was her, I would have thrown Lindsay off my back and smash her face in with the can of Red Bull and burn her with the cigs. And then I would just sit right beside her and drink what’s left of my Red Bull and watch her die under the sun.

Or I would just take off all my clothes and go around the beach and start rubbing up against random guys and laugh at Lindsay Lohan cause then she’ll have to actually walk with her legs far apart, far far apart.

Oh man, you guys are sick.