Lindsay Lohan at some fashion show

Marilyn Manson wants us to look like him

Marilyn Manson is launching his own cosmetic range – including a designer fragrance.
The gothic rocker claims he is currently in the final stages of talks with a “major cosmetics company” and is confident to have the branded line released by the end of the year.

As well as a scent, Manson, famed for his wild make-up, will also be designing his own range of beauty products, including lipstick and powder foundation.

Yes, I really want to look like a shit face retard. And I hope the ‘major cosmetics company’ is L’oreal cause then I can laugh at them for working with Manson.

I am so eager waiting for his cosmetic line that I’ve already thought of the tagline, “emo slash your wrists kids need to smell and look good too” or something along that line.

Top magazine cover in the last 40 years

A naked John Lennon doing dont know what to Yoko Ono. Even she’s quite a hippy artist with some contribution i’m not sure what, but she sure looks ugly like hell. I think John Lennon is probably the most awesome John I’ll ever know but he does make some weird decisions in life. For the uninformed (read: stupid dumbass), Yoko is John’s scandal.

The cover is pretty ok if you’re into freakshows in black.

Check out the full list over here.

Dear WordPress, does celebrity bloggers deserve celebrity treatment?

His very own custom template. That’s so cool Matt.

The new James Bond, Daniel Craig

The 37-year-old Layer Cake star was the front-runner for the sought-after role, and beat off competition from gym-slip spy, 22-year old Henry Cavill.

A fine menagerie of spy prospects have been mentioned in connection to the role in the last year, after Pierce Brosnan announced that Die Another Day would be his last outing in the famous tuxedo.

Amongst the possible replacements for Brosnan were Ewan McGregor, Sin City’s Clive Owen and hell-raiser Colin Farrell.

However, it was Craig who was finally chosen and who accepted, though in the past he had voiced concerns about the role.

This is disappointing. Very disappointing. I remember that time when I first watched James Bond, he was played by Sean Connery. He looked like a douche bag then but that guy had a gun so I watched on. So many years from now, he’s still a douche bag but at least I no longer see his face in the theaters. But this Daniel Craig, I don’t even have an idea of who the hell he is, he just came on, “I’m Bond, James Bond.”

Come to think of it, those words coming out of his mouth will be very hilarious I’m sure. Reason enough to catch it. The father of douche bags going “I’m Bond, James ‘douche’ Bond.”

On other James ‘douche’ Bond related news, he’s going to get a chance to fuck Angelina Jolie. Lucky bastard.

Wonders of plastic surgery

Paris Hilton

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Brad Pitt

Before he went under the knife to look exactly like me now. That cunning bastard.

Ophrah Winfrey

Of course there will be some exceptions. This is indeed one awful plastic surgery.

Who’s the biggest cheater?

Seen everywhere on MySpace.com and no, I do not use MySpace. MySpace is like Janet Jackson is to Britney Spears. Oh wait, I’m not making any sense. Both of them are equally stupid.

Anyway I’ll probably vote for Jude Law. Cause he looks like a dipshit moron more than the other two guys. And I really want that $50 gift card. A M-A-C gift card! No shit.

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I’m back and WordPress invitation giveaway

I’m gone for a while and now WordPress.com is working perfectly for me again. The loading times were totally unbearable previously. Usual writing will resume soon.

Meanwhile do check out Dream Girls, they have some pretty wallpapers.

And if you don’t already have your own WordPress, leave a comment. You may just receive an invitation in your email.

David Beckham’s son is a mystery

Apparently that’s the case for his school photo.

Celebrity couple David and Victoria Beckham’s eldest son has been blanked out of an official school photo at his parents’ request.

Six-year-old Brooklyn’s face has been replaced by a gray blob on every version of the photograph, with the exception of copies going to the Beckhams.

I’m sure Brooklyn’s identity is such a huge secret. “Oh no, his identity is revealed! We’re all gonna die….” Perhaps they never heard of Google Image?

But wait, here’s the best part.

Parents of other pupils at the exclusive Runnymede College in Madrid, Spain, are unhappy with the decision, and some believe that the move could lead to Brooklyn being bullied.

Brooklyn being bullied. I like the sound of that and for the last time, I’m not some sicko pervert sadist who enjoy seeing kids being bullied. I only enjoy seeing them whimpering in pain, that’s all.

WP.com, where is the love for Mac users?

We can’t write new posts and there’s no way we can use the WYSIWYG editor. It was working fine initially and suddenly, nothing seems to work.