Lindsay Lohan at some fashion show


March 2, 2006 at 11:32 pm 6 comments

Marilyn Manson wants us to look like him

Marilyn Manson is launching his own cosmetic range – including a designer fragrance.
The gothic rocker claims he is currently in the final stages of talks with a “major cosmetics company” and is confident to have the branded line released by the end of the year.

As well as a scent, Manson, famed for his wild make-up, will also be designing his own range of beauty products, including lipstick and powder foundation.

Yes, I really want to look like a shit face retard. And I hope the ‘major cosmetics company’ is L’oreal cause then I can laugh at them for working with Manson.

I am so eager waiting for his cosmetic line that I’ve already thought of the tagline, “emo slash your wrists kids need to smell and look good too” or something along that line.

October 23, 2005 at 12:04 pm 11 comments

Top magazine cover in the last 40 years

A naked John Lennon doing dont know what to Yoko Ono. Even she’s quite a hippy artist with some contribution i’m not sure what, but she sure looks ugly like hell. I think John Lennon is probably the most awesome John I’ll ever know but he does make some weird decisions in life. For the uninformed (read: stupid dumbass), Yoko is John’s scandal.

The cover is pretty ok if you’re into freakshows in black.

Check out the full list over here.

October 19, 2005 at 11:31 pm 3 comments

Dear WordPress, does celebrity bloggers deserve celebrity treatment?

His very own custom template. That’s so cool Matt.

October 19, 2005 at 1:22 pm 5 comments

The new James Bond, Daniel Craig

The 37-year-old Layer Cake star was the front-runner for the sought-after role, and beat off competition from gym-slip spy, 22-year old Henry Cavill.

A fine menagerie of spy prospects have been mentioned in connection to the role in the last year, after Pierce Brosnan announced that Die Another Day would be his last outing in the famous tuxedo.

Amongst the possible replacements for Brosnan were Ewan McGregor, Sin City’s Clive Owen and hell-raiser Colin Farrell.

However, it was Craig who was finally chosen and who accepted, though in the past he had voiced concerns about the role.

This is disappointing. Very disappointing. I remember that time when I first watched James Bond, he was played by Sean Connery. He looked like a douche bag then but that guy had a gun so I watched on. So many years from now, he’s still a douche bag but at least I no longer see his face in the theaters. But this Daniel Craig, I don’t even have an idea of who the hell he is, he just came on, “I’m Bond, James Bond.”

Come to think of it, those words coming out of his mouth will be very hilarious I’m sure. Reason enough to catch it. The father of douche bags going “I’m Bond, James ‘douche’ Bond.”

On other James ‘douche’ Bond related news, he’s going to get a chance to fuck Angelina Jolie. Lucky bastard.

October 18, 2005 at 10:55 pm 4 comments

Wonders of plastic surgery

Paris Hilton


Brad Pitt

Before he went under the knife to look exactly like me now. That cunning bastard.

Ophrah Winfrey

Of course there will be some exceptions. This is indeed one awful plastic surgery.

October 14, 2005 at 2:15 pm 8 comments

Who’s the biggest cheater?

Seen everywhere on and no, I do not use MySpace. MySpace is like Janet Jackson is to Britney Spears. Oh wait, I’m not making any sense. Both of them are equally stupid.

Anyway I’ll probably vote for Jude Law. Cause he looks like a dipshit moron more than the other two guys. And I really want that $50 gift card. A M-A-C gift card! No shit.


October 13, 2005 at 9:16 pm

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