David Beckham’s son is a mystery

Apparently that’s the case for his school photo.

Celebrity couple David and Victoria Beckham’s eldest son has been blanked out of an official school photo at his parents’ request.

Six-year-old Brooklyn’s face has been replaced by a gray blob on every version of the photograph, with the exception of copies going to the Beckhams.

I’m sure Brooklyn’s identity is such a huge secret. “Oh no, his identity is revealed! We’re all gonna die….” Perhaps they never heard of Google Image?

But wait, here’s the best part.

Parents of other pupils at the exclusive Runnymede College in Madrid, Spain, are unhappy with the decision, and some believe that the move could lead to Brooklyn being bullied.

Brooklyn being bullied. I like the sound of that and for the last time, I’m not some sicko pervert sadist who enjoy seeing kids being bullied. I only enjoy seeing them whimpering in pain, that’s all.