Wonders of plastic surgery

Paris Hilton

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Brad Pitt

Before he went under the knife to look exactly like me now. That cunning bastard.

Ophrah Winfrey

Of course there will be some exceptions. This is indeed one awful plastic surgery.

Paris Hilton hates Tinkerbell

According to them, Tinkerbell is no more.

In a move likely to make People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals foam at the mouth, the air-headed heiress has sent her once ubiquitous purebred pooch packing, claims New York magazine.

Paris, 24, purportedly prefers her younger, tinier pup Bambi (think “All About Eve,” but with dogs), which she acquired back in March, and has banished the quivery, shivery Tink to second-rate celebrity status by sending her to live with her mom, Kathy.

“[Paris] only likes them when they’re very small,” a source tells the mag, “and Tinkerbell got too big.”

And you know what this means? No more gratuitous photos of Paris Hilton and that ugly thing everyone else calls a dog.

Now we just have to cross our fingers really hard. Hopefully her new pet Bambi won’t be half as ugly as Tinkerbell or Paris Hilton herself.

Cause it’s already very scary seeing one ugly whore bitch without any morals strolling down the streets. A second one would be absolute hell.