Lindsay Lohan at some fashion show

Lindsay Lohan’s boobs are more interesting than her movie

Lindsay Lohan starring as Hermione in this short clip. Definitely far less boring than Herbie: Totally Boring movie.

Harry Potter SNL

Lindsay Lohan thinks acting cute can unlock her door

I’m not really sure when something like this happened. But apparently, Lindsay Lohan was locked out of her own car as she couldn’t find her keys.

Lindsay Lohan, on her way out to dinner and the ColdPlay concert, gets to her car and it’s locked! She pulled the door handle and smiled though a lil embarrassed (it seemed) as the door wouldn’t open. She and everyone else around had a good laugh about it as she waited for the driver to unlock the door.

And she thinks by acting cute the door will open by itself. Stop all this Lindsay. Nothing will work on me!!

Oh wait, darling, don’t be angry, I was just kidding. You don’t look cute when you’re angry…

Lindsay Lohan is a dictator

I don’t know who’s that girl carrying Lindsay Lohan on her back but if I was her, I would have thrown Lindsay off my back and smash her face in with the can of Red Bull and burn her with the cigs. And then I would just sit right beside her and drink what’s left of my Red Bull and watch her die under the sun.

Or I would just take off all my clothes and go around the beach and start rubbing up against random guys and laugh at Lindsay Lohan cause then she’ll have to actually walk with her legs far apart, far far apart.

Oh man, you guys are sick.