Who’s the biggest cheater?

Seen everywhere on MySpace.com and no, I do not use MySpace. MySpace is like Janet Jackson is to Britney Spears. Oh wait, I’m not making any sense. Both of them are equally stupid.

Anyway I’ll probably vote for Jude Law. Cause he looks like a dipshit moron more than the other two guys. And I really want that $50 gift card. A M-A-C gift card! No shit.

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Sienna Miller is a governor

Remember that time Sienna got back with Jude Law? Neither do I. Apparently he had to agree with six laws Sienna laid down.

1) Never to be unfaithful again2) To stay away from ex-wife Sadie and her friends3) To romance her again before considering marriage4) To stop losing his temper5) To let her make her own career choices6) To let her see her friends when she wants

I don’t know how ‘her friends’ even know about this six secret commandments. I can just imagine how their conversations usually go pre-separation.

Sienna Miller: We are not earning enough. I want to be a nurse.

Jude Law: SHUTDUP BITCH!

SM: How about…

JL: SHUTDUP!!!

Or something like that. And always ending with Jude Law getting pissed. And when Jude Law’s pissed, everybody gets a good laugh cause seeing a fag getting angry is funnier than a slice of bread, a slice of mouldy bread.