Cameron Diaz is a photographer

I always knew something was wrong with my weird habit of going around taking funny photographs of celebrities.

The stars and their handlers say some celebrity photographers are out of control, having crossed the line from doing their jobs to breaking the law.

”They’ll do anything to provoke the stars,” says legendary Hollywood publicist Warren Cowan, who has guided the careers of Paul Newman and Kirk Douglas and whose firm now handles red-hot Eva Longoria. ”They really are stalkers.”

The stars are fighting back.

What better way to ‘fight back’?

And when I asked Cameron Diaz, she told me, “Well, let’s take photos of the photographers taking photos of us. That’ll be so funny.”

Then I told to shut up and keep her stupid ideas to herself.

I can just imagine what’s going through the paparazzis’ mind, “Ooh, Cameron Diaz is taking my photo, I’m so scared. I’ll be famous if she publishes them on some magazine, ooh, I’m trembling in fear…”