Just Married!

“Hi, My name is Ashton Kutcher, this is my wife, Demi Moore, my children Rumer, 17, Scout, 14, Tallulah, 11 and our eldest son, Bruce, 50…wait a minute! Who’s this weird baldy in our family photo?!”

Creepy. Plus the fact that Ashton Kutcher is just 10 years older than Rumer.