The new James Bond, Daniel Craig

The 37-year-old Layer Cake star was the front-runner for the sought-after role, and beat off competition from gym-slip spy, 22-year old Henry Cavill.

A fine menagerie of spy prospects have been mentioned in connection to the role in the last year, after Pierce Brosnan announced that Die Another Day would be his last outing in the famous tuxedo.

Amongst the possible replacements for Brosnan were Ewan McGregor, Sin City’s Clive Owen and hell-raiser Colin Farrell.

However, it was Craig who was finally chosen and who accepted, though in the past he had voiced concerns about the role.

This is disappointing. Very disappointing. I remember that time when I first watched James Bond, he was played by Sean Connery. He looked like a douche bag then but that guy had a gun so I watched on. So many years from now, he’s still a douche bag but at least I no longer see his face in the theaters. But this Daniel Craig, I don’t even have an idea of who the hell he is, he just came on, “I’m Bond, James Bond.”

Come to think of it, those words coming out of his mouth will be very hilarious I’m sure. Reason enough to catch it. The father of douche bags going “I’m Bond, James ‘douche’ Bond.”

On other James ‘douche’ Bond related news, he’s going to get a chance to fuck Angelina Jolie. Lucky bastard.