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Archive for September, 2005

David Beckham’s son is a mystery

Apparently that’s the case for his school photo.

Celebrity couple David and Victoria Beckham’s eldest son has been blanked out of an official school photo at his parents’ request.

Six-year-old Brooklyn’s face has been replaced by a gray blob on every version of the photograph, with the exception of copies going to the Beckhams.

I’m sure Brooklyn’s identity is such a huge secret. “Oh no, his identity is revealed! We’re all gonna die….” Perhaps they never heard of Google Image?

But wait, here’s the best part.

Parents of other pupils at the exclusive Runnymede College in Madrid, Spain, are unhappy with the decision, and some believe that the move could lead to Brooklyn being bullied.

Brooklyn being bullied. I like the sound of that and for the last time, I’m not some sicko pervert sadist who enjoy seeing kids being bullied. I only enjoy seeing them whimpering in pain, that’s all.

11 comments September 30, 2005

WP.com, where is the love for Mac users?

We can’t write new posts and there’s no way we can use the WYSIWYG editor. It was working fine initially and suddenly, nothing seems to work.

6 comments September 30, 2005

Just Married!

“Hi, My name is Ashton Kutcher, this is my wife, Demi Moore, my children Rumer, 17, Scout, 14, Tallulah, 11 and our eldest son, Bruce, 50…wait a minute! Who’s this weird baldy in our family photo?!”

Creepy. Plus the fact that Ashton Kutcher is just 10 years older than Rumer.

5 comments September 28, 2005

The photos below were taken on the set of Natalie Portman’s new film, Goya’s Ghosts. And as you can see, there is hair on her head. Which is pretty much impossible if you remember Natalie just had her head shaved not too long ago and there is no way hair could grow that fast.

But of course, if you ask me, I very much prefer her shaved look, reminds me of nuns you know? Hmmm…shaved nuns.

1 comment September 28, 2005

Mary-Kate Olsen is shopping

Or at least thats what she appears to be doing. If I was a god damn celebrity, I wouldn’t be shopping for some medicine to kick my cocaine addiction myself. I would steal. Like what she must be doing. You despicable thief.

17 comments September 26, 2005

Bruce Willis crowns some beauty contestant

Oh, nice ass.

4 comments September 24, 2005

Sienna Miller is a governor

Remember that time Sienna got back with Jude Law? Neither do I. Apparently he had to agree with six laws Sienna laid down.

1) Never to be unfaithful again2) To stay away from ex-wife Sadie and her friends3) To romance her again before considering marriage4) To stop losing his temper5) To let her make her own career choices6) To let her see her friends when she wants

I don’t know how ‘her friends’ even know about this six secret commandments. I can just imagine how their conversations usually go pre-separation.

Sienna Miller: We are not earning enough. I want to be a nurse.

Jude Law: SHUTDUP BITCH!

SM: How about…

JL: SHUTDUP!!!

Or something like that. And always ending with Jude Law getting pissed. And when Jude Law’s pissed, everybody gets a good laugh cause seeing a fag getting angry is funnier than a slice of bread, a slice of mouldy bread.

5 comments September 24, 2005